In the span of two days my autocorrect has made affordable and adorable interchangeable more than once.
“You look afforable.”
“That baby actually looks affordable.”
I never lie if a baby is ugly (and they aren’t all beautiful snowflakes, trust me) so I’m pretty sure it’s more believable that I said to one friend that our other friend’s baby looks affordable instead of adorable. I never even corrected myself. And they didn’t question it.
….I’m not sure what that says about me.
Or my friend.
I have, however, decided that adorable should be stricken from my vocabulary. I will start using aesthetically pleasing instead.
Today, you look aesthetically pleasing.